hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
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we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
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No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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