its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
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My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
So many bounce houses so little time
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
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If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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