im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
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