You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
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This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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