Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
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He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
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Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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