I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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