glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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