dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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