Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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