life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
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I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
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hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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