There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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