just come out here and I will go home with you...
what if I'm pregnant?
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Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
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i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
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Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
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