Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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