3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
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So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
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Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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