Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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