so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
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