Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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