there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
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Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
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If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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