Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
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It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
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I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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