can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
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.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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