Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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