But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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