i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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