So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
tell me about the fingering
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