I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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