I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
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Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
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For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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