Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
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Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
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Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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