This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
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I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
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I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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