I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
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I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
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So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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