I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
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I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
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What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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