went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
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Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
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If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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