I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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