I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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