I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Randomize
