She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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