No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
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I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
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I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Text me some of your sweat
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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