Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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