I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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