Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
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WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
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We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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