Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
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