Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
Randomize
