I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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