you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
i drank out of a bidet.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
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I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
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dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
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