That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
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