we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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