how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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