another moral hangover. fuck.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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