HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
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get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
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I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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