East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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