i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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