my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
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I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
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you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
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Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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