If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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