I want to stick my p in your. b.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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