That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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